[There's a difference between being a con artist who happens to be in a band with your sister and conning your sister, Gepard! But that's a moot point until he brings up the questionable past of Ringo, former bassist for Mechanical Fever.]
[Instead, he brings up Sampo's casual comment about not always being a people-eater, and out of those two questions, Sampo would've probably rather had to field the Ringo thing than this. But it's really a pretty fair question, especially since Gepard's offered up his neck. Regardless of the tasty dinners, Sampo's probably still on the indebted side of this equation, what with all the favors that Gepard has done him between being his personal juice box and not immediately turning him in.]
No, it's fine. Of course you have questions! It's only fair for me to answer some of them.
[Some, not necessarily all. With probably a healthy dash of selective omission for Gepard's own sake.]
What happened to me is... really rare. There won't be another person in Belobog who's got it. [He's certain of that. He'd know if there was another Emanator hanging out on this planet.] And it's not communicable, so you don't have to worry about catching it, either!
If you want, you can think of it like an illness, or a curse. [He laughs.] Like cancer, or something. I'll have it 'til I die but thankfully I'll be keeping it to myself.
[Gepard remains relatively stoic and somewhat stern - at least, as stoic and as stern as he can while having a fucking amazing dinner and feeling full and warm and happy (feelings that he's suddenly oh so aware that Figaro/Ringo/Name-o hasn't enjoyed for quite some time, probably) - up until the point that Figaro compares whatever-it-is to an illness. Or a curse. That's when Gepard can feel his face slip, a bit. He stares at Figaro, and then glances down to his food.
It's delicious food. His fork plays with a bit of meat, moving it back and forth for a moment, chewing his lip and unaware of that as he thinks. Then, Gepard glances up again at Figaro.]
I'm sorry to hear that.
[What else can he say? He has more questions, like how is Figaro so sure that he's the only one, what had happened to him, how had he acquired this...condition? But, they can wait.
For now.]
That can't have been easy to adjust to. How have you- [He hesitates, and Gepard wants to scoot closer but he can't - there's a table in the way - but he leans towards Figaro ever so slightly. The fucking table is in the way, for-
Actually, probably the table being in the way is a good thing to prevent whatever-that-was that he wanted to do. That bit of meat he had been playing with gets shoved into Gepard's mouth. Chew, bite, swallow.] If others know about your...condition, something would have happened. I would have heard about it. The Silvermane Guard would have been called in. How have you hid it for so long...?
[Gepard doesn't push too much about the acquisition of said illness-like condition, because, well... it would be a little hard to explain to him. Most people don't react too well to being told that a god-like being leveled its gaze upon him and bestowed him with a sliver of divinity, and divinity apparently comes with the added price tag of drinking blood. Sorry, Gepard, sainthood isn't all its cracked up to be.]
[Gepard continues to eat, to ruminate, to ask his questions. Sampo briefly considers dropping a bomb under the table as an exit strategy, because an unconscious guard captain can't ask uncomfortable questions, but that would probably ruin this whole thing that they've got going on, and he really needs a stable food source.]
There are other people who know, but I'd appreciate it if you don't ask too many questions about them. They help me out sometimes, and I don't want them catching any heat for it.
[Natasha, specifically-- she's got enough on her plate without having any guardsmen poke around because she sometimes gives blood to a hungry man. Sampo suspects that Seele has noticed that he's strange, though he's not sure if she's caught on to exactly how, but she still works with him. So either she's aware and has decided that his services are useful enough to excuse it, or she's unaware but still has decided that his services are useful enough to not look further into it.]
I've stayed hidden because the only other people who know are people who won't rat me out to the guard. They're good folks!
[And that whole thing about how he goes about getting his food helps. People are way more sympathetic about his unfortunate dietary restrictions because he's about as close to non-violent as you can get with his issues-- nonlethal, eating as infrequently as possible, taking blood bags over fresh whenever possible. It bought him goodwill with Natasha, and that was a valuable connection to make.]
[He sometimes misses the Tavern, how easy it was to have a meal whenever he wanted it. He is an Emanator of their Aeon, and to be a meal for him was a joy and an honor; he barely even had to ask. And if you were going to be a meal for any of Aha's chosen, he's the better one, anyway-- the one that wouldn't leave you an inch from death. But here he is, having to make deals with guard captains to have a regular blood donor. How the mighty have fallen, or something like that.]
[There's more important things he should be focusing on, he knows: who are Figaro's accomplices, how do they help/"help" him, how did Figaro acquire his condition, why is he so sure that he's the only one? Questions upon questions upon questions. He does remember that those questions exist, and they're important, and knows that if he was doing his job as a Silvermane Captain he'd be asking every last one and not relenting until he gets an answer.
...but. And this will haunt him, but, but.
But Figaro had ample opportunity to have dealt with him in some final fashion, one way or another, and chose not to. Repeatedly. The food could have been drugged, but he ate the sandwich, drank the soda, devoured the meat and lost himself in the potatoes and relished the greens.]
Just so you understand, I'm not letting you off of the hook simply because you're feeding me, Figaro. I have to understand your situation if I'm to deal with it in a way that keeps Belobog safe. [He says this at last, in a low voice, just so Figaro knows he's quite serious about the fact he's still very quite suspicious and is duty-minded and devoted to Belobog. Because he is. If he has reason to believe Figaro is a threat to the people (a true, genuine threat out of choice, one who can't be accommodated or reasoned with), he won't hesitate, bitch.
...then, a little bit quieter, a softer confession:]
But I'm glad you don't have to face whatever it is that you do have all by yourself. [Because maybe a very lonely safehouse makes a guy wonder. Because maybe a very lonely safehouse makes a guy a little bit sad to think about. Maybe because Figaro's proving to have more time on his hands than a guard might expect. Because maybe a guy's wondering if he should get tickets to a play - not the big, fancy theater but a smaller one where it's less likely he'd be recognized as Captain Landau and more like 'hey he kind of sort of looks like that one captain guy,' see a comedy, are there any good comedies? Much to consider.
But that's besides the point, for now.]
Can I try that dessert? Or did I ruin the mood? I'm sorry if I did.
[Gepard’s using his serious voice, like he’s some recruit that the Captain can be stern at and forced into line. Really, if he wanted to, Sampo could have just killed him. He’s an Emanator and Gepard is, unfortunately, just a mere mortal man. A lovely mortal man, a very excellent specimen, but still far from the same weight class as ol’ Sampo. If he were the type to resort to violence, he could have crushed that pretty little throat of his on about four or five separate occasions by now. ]
[Instead, he’s sitting across the dinner table from him, preparing his meals.]
If I was going to be a danger to Belobog, don’t you think you’d know by now?
[Especially if Gepard is operating under the assumption that Sampo is a Belobog native. And he has been on planet for a few years, flying under the radar, but the good Captain doesn’t know that he had years to get used to his condition before he ever arrived on the planet.]
[And as for the sentimental things, well… best to let Gepard think whatever would make him the most sympathetic towards him.]
[Sampo stands.]
Sure, Captain. Let me get it for you.
[He gets it from the refrigerator, sets it before the waiting Captain— panna cotta with caramel sauce, the final course. Go ahead, enjoy it, Sampo will just wait from his seat across the table.]
Since we’ve been playing twenty questions… why haven’t you turned me in yet? That’s probably what all your little oaths say you should do.
[He supposes he deserves the question after asking Figaro a few of his own, and yet, Gepard almost wishes that something would happen so he wouldn't have to answer it. Like a Fragmentum opens up in his apartment, and he's too busy fighting off those monsters to answer questions like why is he hesitating, bitch?
That doesn't happen. Instead, dessert is placed before him, and it looks delicious. It's a fight to keep from staring. And, well, doesn't that deserve an honest answer? Hasn't Figaro done enough to deserve an honest answer to that question? He has.
So, Gepard inhales. Exhales, slow, looks at Figaro in the face.]
They do. If I wanted to honor my oath, I should have turned you in the moment you attacked me.
[He can admit that. He knows what he should've done.] ...but I don't think you're a danger to Belobog. Just a man in a bad situation, doing what you must to survive.
How lenient of you. Are you as generous with every thief and pickpocket who might have fallen on hard times?
[Everyone has a sob story. There probably isn’t a single person that Gepard’s arrested who wouldn’t have been able to tell him any number of tragic tales about why they had to break the law, and some of them might have even been true! But he didn’t let them off light. He still did his duty, let them bring their sad stories to the Architects for arbitration.]
[So why is Sampo the exception? Is it because his situation is so strange?]
Even if you didn’t want to put me in prison…
[The same thought that Gepard had before occurs to him— if he’s not going to be tossed in a prison cell, he could be tossed into a specimen cage. A curiosity to be studied, for doctors to poke and prod. Possibly a worse fate than just being thrown into a cell and left to rot.]
[Not that he’d stick around in either a prison cell or a laboratory, anyway. He’d be out of there and off-planet before Gepard would even have the chance to chase him down again, and he’d blacklist Jarilo-VI for good. Planet non grata, never coming back.]
[He blushes. It's a fierce little blush as Figaro continues to mercilessly prod and push and question...because he knows Figaro's right. He'd throw him before the Architects without hesitation. He'd toss him into a jail cell without a second thought if that was the only thing the both of them would have to worry about. And Figaro would, most likely, fucking deserve it.]
If you want me to throw you into prison that badly, that can most certainly be arranged, Figaro.
[A little angry emphasis there. Figaro. A fake name and they both know it, and what a terrible name it still is. Because if he blusters enough, it'll be enough to keep him from going too far on the defensive. Maybe. In theory. He understands preservation, but he can't just defend if he wants to win this...
Whatever they're having.]
And- [He points with his fork. Point.] You have committed enough crimes to deserve some time in a prison cell. We both know it. But if I end up throwing you in prison, it will be with you seen as a man and not as a monster, and I will be handling this situation personally until I can be sure others will see you in the same way I do.
[Gepard points his fork in Sampo’s direction, a sharp little jab to emphasize his points. It’s spectacularly rude, absolutely abhorrent behavior from a man of supposedly refined breeding. A bit much even for a rough guardsman, really.]
[It’s true that he’s caused the guard no end of trouble in various ways, possibly more than Gepard is currently aware of— Sampo’s got a lot of aliases. There’s more than just Ringo and Figaro— there’s Dio and Bono, too, and of course Brughel. A few others that he hasn’t used as often, he ran a few small scams as Gilmour, but it never felt quite right.]
[But the good Captain wants him locked up as a man rather than a monster, Aeons know how he’d manage to pull that one off. Sampo could single-handedly save Belobog from certain destruction and they’d still see him as a monster. He could be the chosen of Qlipoth Themself.]
If that’s what you want, you’ll be stuck with me for a long time, Captain. People around here are pretty set, once they make their minds up.
[The Preservation at work, or just naturally stubborn folk? Who knows.]
I guess you’ll just have to get used to my pretty face!
I guess so. [What's notable is how he says it - not as sheepish agreement, or something wary, or reluctant. Gepard says it like it's a fact they just agreed on, and he's glad that Figaro finally got the message. He even raises his head ever so slightly, a very stubborn clench to his jaw.] I'm just as determined as anyone else here once my mind is set, you know.
[Because he is a Landau, and the stubbornness that characterizes the people of Belobog runs very, very, very strongly through his veins. Because when a Landau wants to do something, they go for it, without hesitation, letting nothing stand in their way.
And unfortunately, he wants a man with enchanting green eyes to be seen as that - a man - which means getting to know him a little bit better.
...this is not a good thing. He knows this. Gepard gets to eating dessert- and he has to take a moment to savor the taste because it's amazingly delicious. Surprisingly so. Astonishingly so.
...okay. Figaro being stuck with him is settled, he's eating the dessert, after this he'll take off his shirt and let Figaro...feed, and that leaves-]
What are you doing tomorrow? I don't know what to do with myself and my time off. [Only for a day or two, it's only a brief amount of PTO. He'll be contacting Lady Bronya soon enough and getting this straightened out.] It'll be easier to relax if I have company.
[Sampo has to make his brain switch gears from Gepard’s quixotic quest to have him recognized as a real boy in the eyes of Belobog to… what he’s doing tomorrow. Part of his plans are going to involve Gepard by necessity, since he’s the man’s on-call personal chef now, but aside from that? It would have been getting his nose back to the grindstone, finding ways to make that cash so that he can pay the rent on his safe houses and that sort of thing.]
[A little banal, maybe. If he was lucky, Nat would send him a text and ask him to do a little smuggling for her, that would liven up his life a little. But Gepard apparently wants to hang out with him or something?]
Nothing concrete, other than making your meals.
[Well, this is as good an excuse as any to take a hard pivot from the serious discussion they’d been having. Really brings down the mood, talking about how the whole city would want to run you out of town with fire and pitchforks.]
Anybody you could ask, and you want to hang around with little ol’ Figaro? [A grin, a wink.] How could I refuse? It would be a pleasure to help you relax, Captain.
[Were the good Captain the type, he might have been persuaded to really help him relax, in ways that would certainly make Gepard blush right to the roots of his blond hair. (He’d be delicious after that— but naughty Sampo, hands off the handsome man who doesn’t swing that way.)]
[The grin makes Gepard splutter. The wink makes him blush. Figaro calling it his pleasure doesn't help and he shovels dessert into his mouth with determination because eating some sugar will keep his mouth from saying stupid things and making this spiral in uncomfortable directions.]
Please don't say it like that.
[Because Figaro offering to help him relax has his mind spiraling in directions it shouldn't go in. He has the advantage; Figaro is at his mercy. He wouldn't want to pressure Figaro into something he'd hate, something they'd both regret, probably, maybe. Figaro probably didn't even mean it like that in the first place.
And also because there's not really anyone he can ask besides Figaro. Which reminds him...]
We'll have to avoid my family. My sister will have questions if she sees you with me, Ringo.
[Gepard knows the name that he used in his short-lived stint as a bassist— but that’s absurd, there’s no way that he ever went to any of the concerts. He’s not the type to be into rock and roll music, he’s the kind of guy who thinks an exciting night is staying up an hour past bedtime with a good book.]
You… did you talk to Serval?
[Now that he thinks about it, if Serval had more of a stick up her ass or if Gepard loosened up a little, they’d look pretty similar, wouldn’t they? Like siblings, maybe.]
You’re the brother that put in a bad word for me! [He can’t believe it, he was booted out because a nosy guard captain couldn’t help but butt in to his sister’s business.]
I can’t believe it, you messed up my whole deal! I’d finally talked her into paying me a fraction of the ticket sales, and you got her to drop me!
[That money would’ve paid for months of his rent, and it all vanished just because of one overprotective little brother. Sampo sighs and props his chin on his hand, slumping a little.]
Guess l’ll have to retire the Ringo alias now, too. Hate to burn a good one, but it’s compromised.
[He’d had a good history on Ringo, all the paperwork and everything. Now he’ll have to start working on building up one of his others, forging up documents. A lot of time and effort goes into it.]
[There's a lot he could focus on. The fact he didn't mess up anything, the fact that his sister was working with a criminal and if he had known this he would've thought twice about becoming a blood donor to his sister's bassist. (Still probably would've, probably would've thought twice about it before deciding.)
Figaro slumps; Gepard straightens. He's finally got an opening. There's a question that's been itching at him since he he was given the Figaro alias, since he spoke to his sister, a question which demands an answer and Gepard's going to get it, one way or another.]
You'll have to retire more than just that if the rest of your aliases follow the same naming scheme. [He's counting on his fingers. He's making a show of it.] Ringo. Figaro. All I would have to do is tell my intelligence offer to look for names that end in O to find the rest of your disguises. If we find a...
[What's a good name, a name- Gepard hums for a second, thinking about it- oh, he's got one.] ...an Otto with a criminal record? I'll know it's probably you. Or an Orlando. Or an Orlo, or maybe you'll give up one day, forego the formalities, and just call yourself Ooo.
[Oh, so Captain Landau thinks that he’s clever! Sussing out the naming scheme that Sampo really wasn’t doing anything to hide, his multitude of o’s. So sue a man for liking the way his name sounds! But that’s all right, if Gepard’s going to give him a heads-up about it, Sampo can pivot to other aliases. That’s why he had so many!]
[He grins at Gepard. He’s fun when he’s all riled up.]
Maybe that is my name! You caught me, it’s just Ooo. Don’t you think it suits me?
[How’s that for your spank bank, Gepard? The possibility that the man with the pretty green eyes and handsome face is named Ooo. Is he serious? Is he just fucking with you? Who knows! This is a man who willingly tells people to call him Figaro and Bono.]
You know, you shouldn’t be so happy about spoiling Ringo for me, though. The keyboardist in that band was a big hunk of a man, I was planning on making an arrangement with him. I mean, it might have been a little difficult because he was so hung up on your sister, but I could’ve pulled off blond. And then you wouldn’t have been stuck with me!
[Figaro/Ringo/Ooo now, apparently, smiles at him and he makes a face right back.
Just Ooo says Figaro/Ringo/Ooo, and Gepard mouths it, slow and deliberate. Ooo. Just Ooo.
Ooo.
Of course, all of this pales in comparison to Ooo suggesting he might have taken a bite out of Dunn, and Gepard can't help himself. He can't. He immediately aims a kick for Ooo's (he's going back to Figaro, he can't handle Ooo) shin from under the table. Does he hit? Who knows. Does it matter? Depends on what Figaro does next.]
Don't even joke about that!
[Tasty, tasty Dunn.] I just got through talking about what Belobog might do if they knew you were here, and here you are, making jokes about not only feeding from someone else, but another Silvermane Guard? You're impossible, [Fuck it,] Ooo. [Terrible. Horrible. He hates it. He's going to use it.] It's almost as if you want to get caught.
[His foot definitely connects with a shin, and, boy, Gepard has a kick like a mule. Sampo Ooo jolts up from his slump when he's kicked, then reaches underneath the table to rub at his poor, abused leg.]
C'mon, what was that for? This is police brutality.
[Don't rough him up until you've got him in an interrogation room, Gepard! That's got to be against Silvermane policy. Probably. Sampo Ooo's like 90% sure that there's something in the rules about not beating up your suspects, anyway.]
Well, I didn't know that he's a Silvermane guard at the time! [Dunn wears that massive helmet all the time when he's on-duty, Sampo Ooo couldn't recognize him when he was in armor.] I could've made it work, anyway. If I was a hot enough blond, I bet he wouldn't have turned me in! You can get guys to do almost anything if you're hot enough.
[Look, Gepard. A lot of men think with their dicks, present company apparently included, and Sampo Ooo knows this. Sometimes appealing to a man's dick is the best way to solve a problem, and your good pal isn't above resorting to that when necessary.]
[There's more he could say to that. There's more he wants to add to that, like how Silvermane policy would definitely carve out exceptions for mysterious men with haunting green eyes and an annoying fixation on the letter O, and he could tell the Architects the circumstances which drove him to aim a kick at Ooo's shin (why did he do this to himself, Figaro was better as names go) and they would say yes, yes, all of this is justified.
But then, Ooo (why) says that part about the hot blond, and Gepard gets as far as,]
If-
[And then his mouth shuts. And then it resolutely stays shut as Gepard chews his lip and reminds himself of a few things: he was just fed an amazing meal, dinner was great, Figaro (no more Ooo, not now, not for his sanity) is in a tough spot, dealing with a tough situation. Because that's sounding rather pointed. That's sounding like Figaro knows his...
...effect on him, but admitting he's a sucker for a hot man with green eyes would be giving way too much away, and, besides, would probably go straight to Figaro's ego. They've only known each other for a day or two at this point, and he already knows he doesn't want that to happen. Figaro is bad enough as is.]
Shall we get around to feeding you now? Given how many times you've brought up getting away from me, I'm assuming you're getting tired of my company. [Already! It's been how long? And already, Ooo (dammit, he meant Figaro) is eyeing the door. Already!]
[Gepard drops that line of conversation hard when Sampo starts talking about hot blonds and the things that men would do for them; isn't that interesting? He wouldn't have thought that the good Captain would be so squeamish about someone taking an interest in another guardsman-- is it because they're both men? He'd be very disappointed if that's the case.]
[But he does mention getting Sampo his dinner, and that's more important than poking at Gepard's insecurities. He perks up a little at the mention of it, injury to his shin forgotten.]
I am pretty peckish. But tired of your company? Never! You're a joy.
[Y'know, an absolute delight who kicks him in the shin whenever he talks about tasty Dunn. A joy to have in class.]
You'll want to be comfortable when we do it. And preferably laying down, in case you get lightheaded. [Wouldn't want the good Captain to fall over and hurt himself, after all. Sure, Sampo would be there to catch him, but it's better not to risk it.] How about your couch?
[He'd have suggested the bed, but he doesn't want to make Gepard skittish. Asking him to lay down in bed and let another man on top of him to get his teeth into him is... a little intimate? Probably a lot for a blushing virgin like Gepard.]
[Now. Now, here's the thing. Here is the thing. Gepard knows that it's most likely a line, that Figaro(oo) is likely trying to stay on his good side so he'd continue to help him - joke's on him, he's in this for the long haul - and that he shouldn't buy into it. The smart thing to do would be to remain a steel wall, stoic and impenetrable, as well as vaguely boring.
But Figaro(oo) calls him a joy, and Gepard blushes, quickly looking away, getting up from the table, because Figaro(oo) says that he should be on a couch and he's absolutely right, he's just going to get to doing that. Couch. Lying down on a couch. He can do that. For a brief moment, Gepard's tempted to point out a bed would be easier and more convenient, but then he considers the logistics behind that and that's a bit much, especially since he's trying to keep this as professional as humanly possible and Figaro(oo) is making this incredibly difficult.]
Where do you plan on biting me?
[He's lying down on his couch. This feels weird. Should he keep his eyes open or close? What's the etiquette for blood donation?] There shouldn't be a problem if I'm off duty for the next few days, so wherever you want is fine. I won't have to explain your...mark to people- oh, I'll do the dishes.
[As if that's important, but it deserves to be said.] You've done so much for me. Cleaning up is the least I can do.
[Eyes closed. He's closing his eyes. It's easier this way. Less likely to get flustered.]
[Ah, getting Gepard to blush-- it's quickly becoming one of Sampo(oo)'s favorite hobbies. And he hadn't even said anything particularly scandalous this time! Nothing about being a sexy blond or biting tasty guard captains. Which, speaking of the tastiness of guard captains...]
[Gepard goes to the couch with little resistance, and Sampo follows. It's a rather practical sort of couch, perfectly serviceable but a little in the vein of a bachelor's first set of furniture. Comfortable enough, probably. The good Captain at least doesn't look uncomfortable while he's laying there, at least not physically.]
[He's also going to clean up the dishes. That's nice, but a bit of a non-sequitur.]
I can bite anywhere there's decent blood supply and soft tissue. [Fairly obvious. It's a bad idea to bite over bony parts or somewhere that doesn't bleed well.] Neck's easy, but it's not like I have to bite there. The forearm's can work, too. Or the thigh.
[He sits on the couch next to Gepard, leans over him.] If you don't care, I'd rather do the neck. It's the faster option, aside from maybe the thigh. But I figure we don't know each other well enough for you to start taking off your pants. [Wink!]
[His hands are gentle when he tips Gepard's head a little to the side, giving him good access. Still gentle when he leans in, mouth brushing the warm skin of his throat. Gepard smells delicious-- fragrant and complex like a good wine.]
I don't usually eat from people who are still awake. This might be kind of uncomfortable? I'll try to take it easy on you.
[His teeth sink in, a smooth, sharp puncture. Blood wells over his tongue again, and while he can't say that Gepard exactly tastes good-- a day or two of good food and moderate sleep can't fix his problems-- he's not as horribly bitter as before. A tolerable meal rather than a vile one.]
[There had been a part of him that hoped that Figaro(oo) would just...get with it. Just grab a limb and chomp on down. Impersonal. To the point.
But no, Gepard feels weight against the couch. His eyes open again. Gepard stares up at Figaro. His blue eyes blink - blink blink - as he hears Figaro talk, neck, forearms, Gepard immediately decides he's going to pretend like he didn't hear about the third region, Figaro repeats the part about his thighs and winks and Gepard can't pretend like he hadn't heard that part. It takes an effort to keep from looking away from Figaro, to stare at the ceiling, the couch, to close his eyes again, it takes an effort and he has to fight the instinctual urge to shove Figaro to the ground.
Figaro's hands are gentle. (Damn him.) He can't help it. Gepard nuzzles into that hand as it tilts his head to the side. The lips make him shiver. He's prepared to blame it on the fact that he's prey in the hands of a predator. Don't read too much into it. He feels breath against his skin. Then-
Pain. An agonizing moment of pain, one which sears through his skin as teeth sink in and his spine goes taut and his mind screams at him to fight, to run, to throw Figaro off of him-
-but then, euphoria, joy running through his veins, alien but...welcoming. He welcomes it. It's- it's-
His hand runs through Figaro's hair and he marvels at how silky-smooth it feels, at least in that moment. Gepard hears a moan. It's his own. He hasn't realized it yet. He's too busy trying to pull Figaro, to urge him closer to, have him drink all that he might want to, to use up everything that he is to care about things like the fact he made a very embarrassing moan and the second the bite wears off he's going to fucking die of embarrassment. Bites should be painful. He should hate this.
[The thing about even only an okay-tasting meal is that after weeks of having nothing, it doesn't really matter much that it isn't the most spectacular thing that he's ever tasted. Gepard might as well be a gourmet class meal, because the first gulp of blood down his throat is like balm on a burn, soothing the gnawing ache of his hunger. As intoxicating as the golden liquor they serve at the Tavern, a distillate of Elation. There's a moment where Gepard's body goes stiff against him and he can feel that sudden tension, but it just... drains out of him, leaves him pliant and warm and yielding. Perfect prey, unresistant even with a predator's teeth in him.]
[Hands pull him closer, urging him on rather than away. Sampo can feel the resonance of Gepard's moan through his teeth, the sound vibrating in that lovely throat.]
[He gets his arms around Gepard and pulls him into them, drawing him close; Gepard is cradled in his embrace not entirely unlike the cover of some terrible half-Shield romance novel, but with the Captain as the damsel, the blond beauty trapped in the arms of a dark and handsome villain. And there's a not insignificant part of Sampo that wants to fulfill that role and drain Gepard of every last drop, until all of his warmth has been lost down his ravenous gullet.]
[One of Gepard's hands is tangled in his hair, and for a moment, it catches-- that brief sting is a sorely-needed reminder of what he's doing, of the fact that he's still drinking from Gepard even though he probably should have stopped by now. Sampo pulls back from him with a gasp like a man who's just surfaced from underwater. When he looks down at him, his eyes fall almost immediately back to his neck and the puncture marks there, the slowing slip of deep red from the wound.]
[He leans in again. Not to bite, but to drag his tongue over the blood that drips down his neck before it has the chance to ruin his collar.]
[The moment seems to slow. Everything's perfect. He's warm and safe in the arms of a mysterious man - someone whose name he doesn't even know, how funny - and he feels perfect. Warm and full of bliss. Hot and like all of his nerve endings are sparking eagerly. Gepard feels alive...
...and then Figaro pulls out. Gepard whimpers. It's a small, soft, desperate noise, the beginnings of begging, choked out by the tongue against his neck. Gepard arches his neck- Figaro wants to taste him, sure, he can taste every last bit of him, a breathless little a-ah coming out of his lips as his leg tries to tangle with Figaro's own, pull him down-
And then that's the point in which Gepard really sort of realizes what just happened. He freezes. He's suddenly aware of a few things:
1. Figaro's bite is more...it's nicer than he expected, a moment's pain and then pleasure, pure bliss. This might be a problem?
2. He also currently has an erection hard enough he could likely break through Qlipoth Fort if he tried. This is definitely a problem.
3. Figaro heard all of that, saw all of that, and if he hadn't come to when he did, would've felt all of that.
The joy is replaced with pure embarrassment and also, they're still kind of entangled, aren't they? He's still in Figaro's arms, his hand is still in Figaro's hair. If he knew Figaro's actual name, he might have moaned it by accident, and- Gepard breathes in, out, slower, in again, out again, trying to force himself to relax, and also hoping that maybe his erection isn't something noticeable...? Perhaps? Perhaps this happens all the time. Yes. Figaro's likely used to this.]
...sorry. [Please say it's normal. He looked like such a mess, probably, sounded like a mess, probably, definitely. Please say all the victims end up being ridiculous.
His hand, at a loss, starts stroking Figaro's hair which isn't silky-soft perfection, but the fact it's on the coarse and possibly split-ended side of things is, at least, a reassurance, that he won't start- that the bite only effects him so much.] I don't know what came over me.
[If Sampo had even had the first thought that Gepard might be interested in being tasted in more than just the very literal sense, he would have already been on top of him and getting him out of his clothes. He'd have shown Gepard a few other ways that his mouth could bring him pure bliss, and maybe his hands and some other parts of him, too, if the good Captain was feeling particularly lenient. He would've made up for that pint or so of blood that he just got, with interest.]
[What happens is that he pulls back, looks down at Gepard, and sees an immensely embarrassed guard captain with a red face entangled in his arms. He's flushed and his hair is a little messy and Sampo's not a hundred percent sure if that's an erection against his thigh or if Gepard's just got something in his pocket. (Something kind of big. No, bad Sampo, don't think about the hypothetical large penises of straight men who agreed to be your juice box.)]
[Gepard is apologizing for the whole... situation, for whatever came over him that made him make pretty noises and clutch onto Sampo like a lover. The only reason that Sampo isn't in the same embarrassing boat with him is because his downstairs doesn't really do much without a recent blood meal, and he's been so infrequent about his feedings that he wouldn't be able to stand and salute even if he wanted to.]
Hey, nothing to apologize for! It's no biggie. [He keeps his voice light. This is fine, right? They're just two guys, chilling on a couch, zero feet apart because they're not gay.] I guess it wasn't too uncomfortable for you!
[Which is like. That's a thing, probably, that's a thing that's kind of fucked up if he thinks about it for too long. Sure, he's an Elation Emanator, so maybe it makes sense that his bite brings pleasure, but it's also pretty fucked up to make a guy feel good while you're draining him dry. Killing him and making him love it.]
[But! That's an existential crisis for another day. Right now, he's got Gepard stroking his hair, and that's... probably a little weird. He might still be a bit loopy from the bite and the blood loss.]
How are you feeling? Okay? [He doesn't look bad. Looks pretty healthy, aside from the embarrassment.] I should probably take care of your neck pretty soon. You aren't bleeding, but it's still a bite.
[Focus on that rather than Gepard's schrodinger's boner.]
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Date: 2024-05-22 01:31 am (UTC)[Instead, he brings up Sampo's casual comment about not always being a people-eater, and out of those two questions, Sampo would've probably rather had to field the Ringo thing than this. But it's really a pretty fair question, especially since Gepard's offered up his neck. Regardless of the tasty dinners, Sampo's probably still on the indebted side of this equation, what with all the favors that Gepard has done him between being his personal juice box and not immediately turning him in.]
No, it's fine. Of course you have questions! It's only fair for me to answer some of them.
[Some, not necessarily all. With probably a healthy dash of selective omission for Gepard's own sake.]
What happened to me is... really rare. There won't be another person in Belobog who's got it. [He's certain of that. He'd know if there was another Emanator hanging out on this planet.] And it's not communicable, so you don't have to worry about catching it, either!
If you want, you can think of it like an illness, or a curse. [He laughs.] Like cancer, or something. I'll have it 'til I die but thankfully I'll be keeping it to myself.
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Date: 2024-05-24 03:00 am (UTC)It's delicious food. His fork plays with a bit of meat, moving it back and forth for a moment, chewing his lip and unaware of that as he thinks. Then, Gepard glances up again at Figaro.]
I'm sorry to hear that.
[What else can he say? He has more questions, like how is Figaro so sure that he's the only one, what had happened to him, how had he acquired this...condition? But, they can wait.
For now.]
That can't have been easy to adjust to. How have you- [He hesitates, and Gepard wants to scoot closer but he can't - there's a table in the way - but he leans towards Figaro ever so slightly. The fucking table is in the way, for-
Actually, probably the table being in the way is a good thing to prevent whatever-that-was that he wanted to do. That bit of meat he had been playing with gets shoved into Gepard's mouth. Chew, bite, swallow.] If others know about your...condition, something would have happened. I would have heard about it. The Silvermane Guard would have been called in. How have you hid it for so long...?
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Date: 2024-05-25 04:39 pm (UTC)[Gepard continues to eat, to ruminate, to ask his questions. Sampo briefly considers dropping a bomb under the table as an exit strategy, because an unconscious guard captain can't ask uncomfortable questions, but that would probably ruin this whole thing that they've got going on, and he really needs a stable food source.]
There are other people who know, but I'd appreciate it if you don't ask too many questions about them. They help me out sometimes, and I don't want them catching any heat for it.
[Natasha, specifically-- she's got enough on her plate without having any guardsmen poke around because she sometimes gives blood to a hungry man. Sampo suspects that Seele has noticed that he's strange, though he's not sure if she's caught on to exactly how, but she still works with him. So either she's aware and has decided that his services are useful enough to excuse it, or she's unaware but still has decided that his services are useful enough to not look further into it.]
I've stayed hidden because the only other people who know are people who won't rat me out to the guard. They're good folks!
[And that whole thing about how he goes about getting his food helps. People are way more sympathetic about his unfortunate dietary restrictions because he's about as close to non-violent as you can get with his issues-- nonlethal, eating as infrequently as possible, taking blood bags over fresh whenever possible. It bought him goodwill with Natasha, and that was a valuable connection to make.]
[He sometimes misses the Tavern, how easy it was to have a meal whenever he wanted it. He is an Emanator of their Aeon, and to be a meal for him was a joy and an honor; he barely even had to ask. And if you were going to be a meal for any of Aha's chosen, he's the better one, anyway-- the one that wouldn't leave you an inch from death. But here he is, having to make deals with guard captains to have a regular blood donor. How the mighty have fallen, or something like that.]
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Date: 2024-05-25 09:54 pm (UTC)...but. And this will haunt him, but, but.
But Figaro had ample opportunity to have dealt with him in some final fashion, one way or another, and chose not to. Repeatedly. The food could have been drugged, but he ate the sandwich, drank the soda, devoured the meat and lost himself in the potatoes and relished the greens.]
Just so you understand, I'm not letting you off of the hook simply because you're feeding me, Figaro. I have to understand your situation if I'm to deal with it in a way that keeps Belobog safe. [He says this at last, in a low voice, just so Figaro knows he's quite serious about the fact he's still very quite suspicious and is duty-minded and devoted to Belobog. Because he is. If he has reason to believe Figaro is a threat to the people (a true, genuine threat out of choice, one who can't be accommodated or reasoned with), he won't hesitate, bitch.
...then, a little bit quieter, a softer confession:]
But I'm glad you don't have to face whatever it is that you do have all by yourself. [Because maybe a very lonely safehouse makes a guy wonder. Because maybe a very lonely safehouse makes a guy a little bit sad to think about. Maybe because Figaro's proving to have more time on his hands than a guard might expect. Because maybe a guy's wondering if he should get tickets to a play - not the big, fancy theater but a smaller one where it's less likely he'd be recognized as Captain Landau and more like 'hey he kind of sort of looks like that one captain guy,' see a comedy, are there any good comedies? Much to consider.
But that's besides the point, for now.]
Can I try that dessert? Or did I ruin the mood? I'm sorry if I did.
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Date: 2024-05-26 10:53 pm (UTC)[Instead, he’s sitting across the dinner table from him, preparing his meals.]
If I was going to be a danger to Belobog, don’t you think you’d know by now?
[Especially if Gepard is operating under the assumption that Sampo is a Belobog native. And he has been on planet for a few years, flying under the radar, but the good Captain doesn’t know that he had years to get used to his condition before he ever arrived on the planet.]
[And as for the sentimental things, well… best to let Gepard think whatever would make him the most sympathetic towards him.]
[Sampo stands.]
Sure, Captain. Let me get it for you.
[He gets it from the refrigerator, sets it before the waiting Captain— panna cotta with caramel sauce, the final course. Go ahead, enjoy it, Sampo will just wait from his seat across the table.]
Since we’ve been playing twenty questions… why haven’t you turned me in yet? That’s probably what all your little oaths say you should do.
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Date: 2024-05-27 12:39 am (UTC)That doesn't happen. Instead, dessert is placed before him, and it looks delicious. It's a fight to keep from staring. And, well, doesn't that deserve an honest answer? Hasn't Figaro done enough to deserve an honest answer to that question? He has.
So, Gepard inhales. Exhales, slow, looks at Figaro in the face.]
They do. If I wanted to honor my oath, I should have turned you in the moment you attacked me.
[He can admit that. He knows what he should've done.] ...but I don't think you're a danger to Belobog. Just a man in a bad situation, doing what you must to survive.
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Date: 2024-05-27 01:04 am (UTC)[Everyone has a sob story. There probably isn’t a single person that Gepard’s arrested who wouldn’t have been able to tell him any number of tragic tales about why they had to break the law, and some of them might have even been true! But he didn’t let them off light. He still did his duty, let them bring their sad stories to the Architects for arbitration.]
[So why is Sampo the exception? Is it because his situation is so strange?]
Even if you didn’t want to put me in prison…
[The same thought that Gepard had before occurs to him— if he’s not going to be tossed in a prison cell, he could be tossed into a specimen cage. A curiosity to be studied, for doctors to poke and prod. Possibly a worse fate than just being thrown into a cell and left to rot.]
[Not that he’d stick around in either a prison cell or a laboratory, anyway. He’d be out of there and off-planet before Gepard would even have the chance to chase him down again, and he’d blacklist Jarilo-VI for good. Planet non grata, never coming back.]
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Date: 2024-05-27 02:29 am (UTC)If you want me to throw you into prison that badly, that can most certainly be arranged, Figaro.
[A little angry emphasis there. Figaro. A fake name and they both know it, and what a terrible name it still is. Because if he blusters enough, it'll be enough to keep him from going too far on the defensive. Maybe. In theory. He understands preservation, but he can't just defend if he wants to win this...
Whatever they're having.]
And- [He points with his fork. Point.] You have committed enough crimes to deserve some time in a prison cell. We both know it. But if I end up throwing you in prison, it will be with you seen as a man and not as a monster, and I will be handling this situation personally until I can be sure others will see you in the same way I do.
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Date: 2024-05-27 03:03 am (UTC)[It’s true that he’s caused the guard no end of trouble in various ways, possibly more than Gepard is currently aware of— Sampo’s got a lot of aliases. There’s more than just Ringo and Figaro— there’s Dio and Bono, too, and of course Brughel. A few others that he hasn’t used as often, he ran a few small scams as Gilmour, but it never felt quite right.]
[But the good Captain wants him locked up as a man rather than a monster, Aeons know how he’d manage to pull that one off. Sampo could single-handedly save Belobog from certain destruction and they’d still see him as a monster. He could be the chosen of Qlipoth Themself.]
If that’s what you want, you’ll be stuck with me for a long time, Captain. People around here are pretty set, once they make their minds up.
[The Preservation at work, or just naturally stubborn folk? Who knows.]
I guess you’ll just have to get used to my pretty face!
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Date: 2024-05-27 03:28 am (UTC)[Because he is a Landau, and the stubbornness that characterizes the people of Belobog runs very, very, very strongly through his veins. Because when a Landau wants to do something, they go for it, without hesitation, letting nothing stand in their way.
And unfortunately, he wants a man with enchanting green eyes to be seen as that - a man - which means getting to know him a little bit better.
...this is not a good thing. He knows this. Gepard gets to eating dessert- and he has to take a moment to savor the taste because it's amazingly delicious. Surprisingly so. Astonishingly so.
...okay. Figaro being stuck with him is settled, he's eating the dessert, after this he'll take off his shirt and let Figaro...feed, and that leaves-]
What are you doing tomorrow? I don't know what to do with myself and my time off. [Only for a day or two, it's only a brief amount of PTO. He'll be contacting Lady Bronya soon enough and getting this straightened out.] It'll be easier to relax if I have company.
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Date: 2024-05-27 04:03 am (UTC)[Sampo has to make his brain switch gears from Gepard’s quixotic quest to have him recognized as a real boy in the eyes of Belobog to… what he’s doing tomorrow. Part of his plans are going to involve Gepard by necessity, since he’s the man’s on-call personal chef now, but aside from that? It would have been getting his nose back to the grindstone, finding ways to make that cash so that he can pay the rent on his safe houses and that sort of thing.]
[A little banal, maybe. If he was lucky, Nat would send him a text and ask him to do a little smuggling for her, that would liven up his life a little. But Gepard apparently wants to hang out with him or something?]
Nothing concrete, other than making your meals.
[Well, this is as good an excuse as any to take a hard pivot from the serious discussion they’d been having. Really brings down the mood, talking about how the whole city would want to run you out of town with fire and pitchforks.]
Anybody you could ask, and you want to hang around with little ol’ Figaro? [A grin, a wink.] How could I refuse? It would be a pleasure to help you relax, Captain.
[Were the good Captain the type, he might have been persuaded to really help him relax, in ways that would certainly make Gepard blush right to the roots of his blond hair. (He’d be delicious after that— but naughty Sampo, hands off the handsome man who doesn’t swing that way.)]
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Date: 2024-05-27 04:32 am (UTC)Please don't say it like that.
[Because Figaro offering to help him relax has his mind spiraling in directions it shouldn't go in. He has the advantage; Figaro is at his mercy. He wouldn't want to pressure Figaro into something he'd hate, something they'd both regret, probably, maybe. Figaro probably didn't even mean it like that in the first place.
And also because there's not really anyone he can ask besides Figaro. Which reminds him...]
We'll have to avoid my family. My sister will have questions if she sees you with me, Ringo.
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Date: 2024-05-27 05:25 am (UTC)You… did you talk to Serval?
[Now that he thinks about it, if Serval had more of a stick up her ass or if Gepard loosened up a little, they’d look pretty similar, wouldn’t they? Like siblings, maybe.]
You’re the brother that put in a bad word for me! [He can’t believe it, he was booted out because a nosy guard captain couldn’t help but butt in to his sister’s business.]
I can’t believe it, you messed up my whole deal! I’d finally talked her into paying me a fraction of the ticket sales, and you got her to drop me!
[That money would’ve paid for months of his rent, and it all vanished just because of one overprotective little brother. Sampo sighs and props his chin on his hand, slumping a little.]
Guess l’ll have to retire the Ringo alias now, too. Hate to burn a good one, but it’s compromised.
[He’d had a good history on Ringo, all the paperwork and everything. Now he’ll have to start working on building up one of his others, forging up documents. A lot of time and effort goes into it.]
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Date: 2024-05-27 03:48 pm (UTC)Figaro slumps; Gepard straightens. He's finally got an opening. There's a question that's been itching at him since he he was given the Figaro alias, since he spoke to his sister, a question which demands an answer and Gepard's going to get it, one way or another.]
You'll have to retire more than just that if the rest of your aliases follow the same naming scheme. [He's counting on his fingers. He's making a show of it.] Ringo. Figaro. All I would have to do is tell my intelligence offer to look for names that end in O to find the rest of your disguises. If we find a...
[What's a good name, a name- Gepard hums for a second, thinking about it- oh, he's got one.] ...an Otto with a criminal record? I'll know it's probably you. Or an Orlando. Or an Orlo, or maybe you'll give up one day, forego the formalities, and just call yourself Ooo.
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Date: 2024-05-27 05:04 pm (UTC)[He grins at Gepard. He’s fun when he’s all riled up.]
Maybe that is my name! You caught me, it’s just Ooo. Don’t you think it suits me?
[How’s that for your spank bank, Gepard? The possibility that the man with the pretty green eyes and handsome face is named Ooo. Is he serious? Is he just fucking with you? Who knows! This is a man who willingly tells people to call him Figaro and Bono.]
You know, you shouldn’t be so happy about spoiling Ringo for me, though. The keyboardist in that band was a big hunk of a man, I was planning on making an arrangement with him. I mean, it might have been a little difficult because he was so hung up on your sister, but I could’ve pulled off blond. And then you wouldn’t have been stuck with me!
[Tasty, tasty Dunn.]
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Date: 2024-05-28 12:16 am (UTC)Just Ooo says Figaro/Ringo/Ooo, and Gepard mouths it, slow and deliberate. Ooo. Just Ooo.
Ooo.
Of course, all of this pales in comparison to Ooo suggesting he might have taken a bite out of Dunn, and Gepard can't help himself. He can't. He immediately aims a kick for Ooo's (he's going back to Figaro, he can't handle Ooo) shin from under the table. Does he hit? Who knows. Does it matter? Depends on what Figaro does next.]
Don't even joke about that!
[Tasty, tasty Dunn.] I just got through talking about what Belobog might do if they knew you were here, and here you are, making jokes about not only feeding from someone else, but another Silvermane Guard? You're impossible, [Fuck it,] Ooo. [Terrible. Horrible. He hates it. He's going to use it.] It's almost as if you want to get caught.
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Date: 2024-05-28 12:37 am (UTC)[His foot definitely connects with a shin, and, boy, Gepard has a kick like a mule.
SampoOoo jolts up from his slump when he's kicked, then reaches underneath the table to rub at his poor, abused leg.]C'mon, what was that for? This is police brutality.
[Don't rough him up until you've got him in an interrogation room, Gepard! That's got to be against Silvermane policy. Probably.
SampoOoo's like 90% sure that there's something in the rules about not beating up your suspects, anyway.]Well, I didn't know that he's a Silvermane guard at the time! [Dunn wears that massive helmet all the time when he's on-duty,
SampoOoo couldn't recognize him when he was in armor.] I could've made it work, anyway. If I was a hot enough blond, I bet he wouldn't have turned me in! You can get guys to do almost anything if you're hot enough.[Look, Gepard. A lot of men think with their dicks, present company apparently included, and
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Date: 2024-05-28 01:11 am (UTC)[There's more he could say to that. There's more he wants to add to that, like how Silvermane policy would definitely carve out exceptions for mysterious men with haunting green eyes and an annoying fixation on the letter O, and he could tell the Architects the circumstances which drove him to aim a kick at Ooo's shin (why did he do this to himself, Figaro was better as names go) and they would say yes, yes, all of this is justified.
But then, Ooo (why) says that part about the hot blond, and Gepard gets as far as,]
If-
[And then his mouth shuts. And then it resolutely stays shut as Gepard chews his lip and reminds himself of a few things: he was just fed an amazing meal, dinner was great, Figaro (no more Ooo, not now, not for his sanity) is in a tough spot, dealing with a tough situation. Because that's sounding rather pointed. That's sounding like Figaro knows his...
...effect on him, but admitting he's a sucker for a hot man with green eyes would be giving way too much away, and, besides, would probably go straight to Figaro's ego. They've only known each other for a day or two at this point, and he already knows he doesn't want that to happen. Figaro is bad enough as is.]
Shall we get around to feeding you now? Given how many times you've brought up getting away from me, I'm assuming you're getting tired of my company. [Already! It's been how long? And already, Ooo (dammit, he meant Figaro) is eyeing the door. Already!]
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Date: 2024-05-28 02:48 am (UTC)[But he does mention getting Sampo his dinner, and that's more important than poking at Gepard's insecurities. He perks up a little at the mention of it, injury to his shin forgotten.]
I am pretty peckish. But tired of your company? Never! You're a joy.
[Y'know, an absolute delight who kicks him in the shin whenever he talks about tasty Dunn. A joy to have in class.]
You'll want to be comfortable when we do it. And preferably laying down, in case you get lightheaded. [Wouldn't want the good Captain to fall over and hurt himself, after all. Sure, Sampo would be there to catch him, but it's better not to risk it.] How about your couch?
[He'd have suggested the bed, but he doesn't want to make Gepard skittish. Asking him to lay down in bed and let another man on top of him to get his teeth into him is... a little intimate? Probably a lot for a blushing virgin like Gepard.]
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Date: 2024-05-29 03:48 am (UTC)But Figaro(oo) calls him a joy, and Gepard blushes, quickly looking away, getting up from the table, because Figaro(oo) says that he should be on a couch and he's absolutely right, he's just going to get to doing that. Couch. Lying down on a couch. He can do that. For a brief moment, Gepard's tempted to point out a bed would be easier and more convenient, but then he considers the logistics behind that and that's a bit much, especially since he's trying to keep this as professional as humanly possible and Figaro(oo) is making this incredibly difficult.]
Where do you plan on biting me?
[He's lying down on his couch. This feels weird. Should he keep his eyes open or close? What's the etiquette for blood donation?] There shouldn't be a problem if I'm off duty for the next few days, so wherever you want is fine. I won't have to explain your...mark to people- oh, I'll do the dishes.
[As if that's important, but it deserves to be said.] You've done so much for me. Cleaning up is the least I can do.
[Eyes closed. He's closing his eyes. It's easier this way. Less likely to get flustered.]
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Date: 2024-05-29 04:46 am (UTC)[Gepard goes to the couch with little resistance, and Sampo follows. It's a rather practical sort of couch, perfectly serviceable but a little in the vein of a bachelor's first set of furniture. Comfortable enough, probably. The good Captain at least doesn't look uncomfortable while he's laying there, at least not physically.]
[He's also going to clean up the dishes. That's nice, but a bit of a non-sequitur.]
I can bite anywhere there's decent blood supply and soft tissue. [Fairly obvious. It's a bad idea to bite over bony parts or somewhere that doesn't bleed well.] Neck's easy, but it's not like I have to bite there. The forearm's can work, too. Or the thigh.
[He sits on the couch next to Gepard, leans over him.] If you don't care, I'd rather do the neck. It's the faster option, aside from maybe the thigh. But I figure we don't know each other well enough for you to start taking off your pants. [Wink!]
[His hands are gentle when he tips Gepard's head a little to the side, giving him good access. Still gentle when he leans in, mouth brushing the warm skin of his throat. Gepard smells delicious-- fragrant and complex like a good wine.]
I don't usually eat from people who are still awake. This might be kind of uncomfortable? I'll try to take it easy on you.
[His teeth sink in, a smooth, sharp puncture. Blood wells over his tongue again, and while he can't say that Gepard exactly tastes good-- a day or two of good food and moderate sleep can't fix his problems-- he's not as horribly bitter as before. A tolerable meal rather than a vile one.]
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Date: 2024-05-30 04:00 am (UTC)But no, Gepard feels weight against the couch. His eyes open again. Gepard stares up at Figaro. His blue eyes blink - blink blink - as he hears Figaro talk, neck, forearms, Gepard immediately decides he's going to pretend like he didn't hear about the third region, Figaro repeats the part about his thighs and winks and Gepard can't pretend like he hadn't heard that part. It takes an effort to keep from looking away from Figaro, to stare at the ceiling, the couch, to close his eyes again, it takes an effort and he has to fight the instinctual urge to shove Figaro to the ground.
Figaro's hands are gentle. (Damn him.) He can't help it. Gepard nuzzles into that hand as it tilts his head to the side. The lips make him shiver. He's prepared to blame it on the fact that he's prey in the hands of a predator. Don't read too much into it. He feels breath against his skin. Then-
Pain. An agonizing moment of pain, one which sears through his skin as teeth sink in and his spine goes taut and his mind screams at him to fight, to run, to throw Figaro off of him-
-but then, euphoria, joy running through his veins, alien but...welcoming. He welcomes it. It's- it's-
His hand runs through Figaro's hair and he marvels at how silky-smooth it feels, at least in that moment. Gepard hears a moan. It's his own. He hasn't realized it yet. He's too busy trying to pull Figaro, to urge him closer to, have him drink all that he might want to, to use up everything that he is to care about things like the fact he made a very embarrassing moan and the second the bite wears off he's going to fucking die of embarrassment. Bites should be painful. He should hate this.
But he doesn't.]
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Date: 2024-05-30 05:21 am (UTC)[Hands pull him closer, urging him on rather than away. Sampo can feel the resonance of Gepard's moan through his teeth, the sound vibrating in that lovely throat.]
[He gets his arms around Gepard and pulls him into them, drawing him close; Gepard is cradled in his embrace not entirely unlike the cover of some terrible half-Shield romance novel, but with the Captain as the damsel, the blond beauty trapped in the arms of a dark and handsome villain. And there's a not insignificant part of Sampo that wants to fulfill that role and drain Gepard of every last drop, until all of his warmth has been lost down his ravenous gullet.]
[One of Gepard's hands is tangled in his hair, and for a moment, it catches-- that brief sting is a sorely-needed reminder of what he's doing, of the fact that he's still drinking from Gepard even though he probably should have stopped by now. Sampo pulls back from him with a gasp like a man who's just surfaced from underwater. When he looks down at him, his eyes fall almost immediately back to his neck and the puncture marks there, the slowing slip of deep red from the wound.]
[He leans in again. Not to bite, but to drag his tongue over the blood that drips down his neck before it has the chance to ruin his collar.]
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Date: 2024-05-31 02:11 am (UTC)...and then Figaro pulls out. Gepard whimpers. It's a small, soft, desperate noise, the beginnings of begging, choked out by the tongue against his neck. Gepard arches his neck- Figaro wants to taste him, sure, he can taste every last bit of him, a breathless little a-ah coming out of his lips as his leg tries to tangle with Figaro's own, pull him down-
And then that's the point in which Gepard really sort of realizes what just happened. He freezes. He's suddenly aware of a few things:
1. Figaro's bite is more...it's nicer than he expected, a moment's pain and then pleasure, pure bliss. This might be a problem?
2. He also currently has an erection hard enough he could likely break through Qlipoth Fort if he tried. This is definitely a problem.
3. Figaro heard all of that, saw all of that, and if he hadn't come to when he did, would've felt all of that.
The joy is replaced with pure embarrassment and also, they're still kind of entangled, aren't they? He's still in Figaro's arms, his hand is still in Figaro's hair. If he knew Figaro's actual name, he might have moaned it by accident, and- Gepard breathes in, out, slower, in again, out again, trying to force himself to relax, and also hoping that maybe his erection isn't something noticeable...? Perhaps? Perhaps this happens all the time. Yes. Figaro's likely used to this.]
...sorry. [Please say it's normal. He looked like such a mess, probably, sounded like a mess, probably, definitely. Please say all the victims end up being ridiculous.
His hand, at a loss, starts stroking Figaro's hair which isn't silky-soft perfection, but the fact it's on the coarse and possibly split-ended side of things is, at least, a reassurance, that he won't start- that the bite only effects him so much.] I don't know what came over me.
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Date: 2024-06-04 05:40 am (UTC)[What happens is that he pulls back, looks down at Gepard, and sees an immensely embarrassed guard captain with a red face entangled in his arms. He's flushed and his hair is a little messy and Sampo's not a hundred percent sure if that's an erection against his thigh or if Gepard's just got something in his pocket. (Something kind of big. No, bad Sampo, don't think about the hypothetical large penises of straight men who agreed to be your juice box.)]
[Gepard is apologizing for the whole... situation, for whatever came over him that made him make pretty noises and clutch onto Sampo like a lover. The only reason that Sampo isn't in the same embarrassing boat with him is because his downstairs doesn't really do much without a recent blood meal, and he's been so infrequent about his feedings that he wouldn't be able to stand and salute even if he wanted to.]
Hey, nothing to apologize for! It's no biggie. [He keeps his voice light. This is fine, right? They're just two guys, chilling on a couch, zero feet apart because they're not gay.] I guess it wasn't too uncomfortable for you!
[Which is like. That's a thing, probably, that's a thing that's kind of fucked up if he thinks about it for too long. Sure, he's an Elation Emanator, so maybe it makes sense that his bite brings pleasure, but it's also pretty fucked up to make a guy feel good while you're draining him dry. Killing him and making him love it.]
[But! That's an existential crisis for another day. Right now, he's got Gepard stroking his hair, and that's... probably a little weird. He might still be a bit loopy from the bite and the blood loss.]
How are you feeling? Okay? [He doesn't look bad. Looks pretty healthy, aside from the embarrassment.] I should probably take care of your neck pretty soon. You aren't bleeding, but it's still a bite.
[Focus on that rather than Gepard's schrodinger's boner.]
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