[Where retreat is not an option, Gepard does as any good soldier would— marches bravely forward. Even if it’s into a trap.]
Oh, do you have exciting tastes? I didn’t know you were that kind of man! You’re so full of surprises.
[Is Gepard really exciting in that way? Who knows, though Sampo would guess that he probably isn’t. He’s such a stalwart and steady man, he probably likes it missionary in the marital bed, like Qlipoth intended. But he’s also a military man, good at taking orders, so there’s always the possibility that he could be trained…]
[Well! Fantasies for another day. Sampo can be a sadsack about attractive men that he’s never seen naked in the privacy of his own bedroom.]
I really will have to import some exotic things to impress you, then. There are things on Penacony that would blow your mind, I’m sure of it!
[Sampo calls his tastes exciting in that mocking way of his - in which they both knew that he was full of shit. Gepard makes a face at him.
In a different lifetime, under slightly different circumstances, this would be the prelude to an arrest attempt and in a few minutes, Sampo would end up being chased. But they don't live that life. Gepard Landau quit his job.
And if the Aeons chose this moment to bless Gepard with a limited form of telepathy, let him see all of Sampo's thoughts, he'd say his dick is small, his tastes are boring, and the rest of him is boring, why. And then he'd have fantasies for the next month.
But, ignorance is bliss. Ignorance is bliss, and Gepard instead says,]
Of course you've been to Penacony. [Even sad single dads from the middle of nowhere know about Penacony. Of course Sampo has. Of course Sampo somehow found his way there.] You'll have to tell me about it sometime.
[If Gepard had tried to tell him that his dick was small, Sampo wouldn't have believed him. He knows in his heart of hearts that Gepard is hung, or at least he hopes that he is. But, really, even in the unlikely event that he hadn't been blessed with an Earthwork in his pants, Sampo wouldn't have cared that much. Big penis, small penis, average sized penis-- he can work with all kinds! And last he checked, Gepard has two perfectly working hands and a mouth, so, really, if you can't make do with that, you just lack imagination.]
[But Gepard's ignorance is also his bliss, and they talk about Penacony instead of penises.]
I have! It's a fun place, you should visit sometime. [Who doesn't love Penacony? A world of dreams, full of wonder. And with plenty of entertainment for both adults and kids.] You have a lot more free time now, don't you? Maybe you should think about taking a trip.
[Just think about it, Geppie. Let that rattle around the old brain for a while, ruminate on it a bit. A fun little trip off of Belobog, for you and your little girl.]
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Oh, do you have exciting tastes? I didn’t know you were that kind of man! You’re so full of surprises.
[Is Gepard really exciting in that way? Who knows, though Sampo would guess that he probably isn’t. He’s such a stalwart and steady man, he probably likes it missionary in the marital bed, like Qlipoth intended. But he’s also a military man, good at taking orders, so there’s always the possibility that he could be trained…]
[Well! Fantasies for another day. Sampo can be a sadsack about attractive men that he’s never seen naked in the privacy of his own bedroom.]
I really will have to import some exotic things to impress you, then. There are things on Penacony that would blow your mind, I’m sure of it!
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In a different lifetime, under slightly different circumstances, this would be the prelude to an arrest attempt and in a few minutes, Sampo would end up being chased. But they don't live that life. Gepard Landau quit his job.
And if the Aeons chose this moment to bless Gepard with a limited form of telepathy, let him see all of Sampo's thoughts, he'd say his dick is small, his tastes are boring, and the rest of him is boring, why. And then he'd have fantasies for the next month.
But, ignorance is bliss. Ignorance is bliss, and Gepard instead says,]
Of course you've been to Penacony. [Even sad single dads from the middle of nowhere know about Penacony. Of course Sampo has. Of course Sampo somehow found his way there.] You'll have to tell me about it sometime.
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[But Gepard's ignorance is also his bliss, and they talk about Penacony instead of penises.]
I have! It's a fun place, you should visit sometime. [Who doesn't love Penacony? A world of dreams, full of wonder. And with plenty of entertainment for both adults and kids.] You have a lot more free time now, don't you? Maybe you should think about taking a trip.
[Just think about it, Geppie. Let that rattle around the old brain for a while, ruminate on it a bit. A fun little trip off of Belobog, for you and your little girl.]
I know all the best places!