[Had Gepard just done as he wanted and grabbed Sampo by the hair, dragging his face towards the erection that he was responsible for, a lot of things would probably have been solved a lot earlier. Many misconceptions would be cleared up, both of them would have a few revelations. But instead, this comedy of errors continues, like any good Shakespearean comedy.]
Well! I'll just leave you to it, then.
[As one does. Just leave a guy to his jerking off, like bros do. Totally heterosexual.]
[Sampo fucks off. Or, more specifically, Sampo leaves the bathroom and closes the door behind him, giving Gepard his privacy so that he can jerk off without an audience. He also walks across the hall and gently beats his head off of the wall, out of pure frustration and embarrassment that he just had the Hot Guy tell him to fuck off so that he could jerk it.]
[After all, if Gepard had had any sort of interest in men or in him specifically, he would have asked him to stay, right? Evidence in the Straight Man pile. He's probably going to like, think of Bronya or tits or something.]
[Gepard said that he would clean up the kitchen, but Sampo puts away the rest of the tenderloin anyway, just to make sure that it gets put away while it's still good. After that? He fucks off, back to his Overworld safe house. Because what's he supposed to do, wait around until Gepard has finished tugging it? Ask him how it was? Absolutely not.]
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Date: 2024-06-08 06:05 am (UTC)[Right, the boner issue.]
[Had Gepard just done as he wanted and grabbed Sampo by the hair, dragging his face towards the erection that he was responsible for, a lot of things would probably have been solved a lot earlier. Many misconceptions would be cleared up, both of them would have a few revelations. But instead, this comedy of errors continues, like any good Shakespearean comedy.]
Well! I'll just leave you to it, then.
[As one does. Just leave a guy to his jerking off, like bros do. Totally heterosexual.]
[Sampo fucks off. Or, more specifically, Sampo leaves the bathroom and closes the door behind him, giving Gepard his privacy so that he can jerk off without an audience. He also walks across the hall and gently beats his head off of the wall, out of pure frustration and embarrassment that he just had the Hot Guy tell him to fuck off so that he could jerk it.]
[After all, if Gepard had had any sort of interest in men or in him specifically, he would have asked him to stay, right? Evidence in the Straight Man pile. He's probably going to like, think of Bronya or tits or something.]
[Gepard said that he would clean up the kitchen, but Sampo puts away the rest of the tenderloin anyway, just to make sure that it gets put away while it's still good. After that? He fucks off, back to his Overworld safe house. Because what's he supposed to do, wait around until Gepard has finished tugging it? Ask him how it was? Absolutely not.]