ricochetlove: (A little sincerity is a dangerous thing)
Sampo Koski ([personal profile] ricochetlove) wrote 2024-05-28 12:37 am (UTC)

Ow!

[His foot definitely connects with a shin, and, boy, Gepard has a kick like a mule. Sampo Ooo jolts up from his slump when he's kicked, then reaches underneath the table to rub at his poor, abused leg.]

C'mon, what was that for? This is police brutality.

[Don't rough him up until you've got him in an interrogation room, Gepard! That's got to be against Silvermane policy. Probably. Sampo Ooo's like 90% sure that there's something in the rules about not beating up your suspects, anyway.]

Well, I didn't know that he's a Silvermane guard at the time! [Dunn wears that massive helmet all the time when he's on-duty, Sampo Ooo couldn't recognize him when he was in armor.] I could've made it work, anyway. If I was a hot enough blond, I bet he wouldn't have turned me in! You can get guys to do almost anything if you're hot enough.

[Look, Gepard. A lot of men think with their dicks, present company apparently included, and Sampo Ooo knows this. Sometimes appealing to a man's dick is the best way to solve a problem, and your good pal isn't above resorting to that when necessary.]

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