[Who could've guessed that fried potatoes are the way to Gepard Landau's heart, and possibly also his pants? Not Sampo, that's for sure. He expected to be met with gratitude for his lunch delivery services, but being pressed up against a wall and seduced would certainly be quite the tip for all of his hard work. He might not even object, not when the man getting him up against a hard surface is as handsome as Gepard.]
Aw, don't be like that, sweet thing. Figaro's as good a name as any, but you can call me whatever you like.
[Well, Gepard isn't in a mood for very long, not after he takes a bit of that sandwich. Olm is a fair enough substitute for chicken and has a very similar taste and texture when fried, and when Gepard takes a bite? His whole face lights up. And, sure, Sampo knows that things are a little rough in ol' Belobog, but just how badly has Gepard been eating this whole time if a fried olm sandwich sends him to the moon? If this is all that it takes to impress him, than the good Captain's really going to be getting down on one knee after Sampo makes him dinner. He'll make a roast so good that Gepard is going to start picking out rings.]
I am, thanks for noticing, but you don't have to inhale it. It's not going to get up and run away!
[Gepard probably does have to eat quickly when he's on the front lines, in case something happens and he has to put down whatever he's doing, but he's not out there right now. He's in the safety of the city, and he can take five minutes to eat without shoving it all down his gullet like it'll be taken from him if he's too slow.]
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Date: 2024-05-06 09:38 pm (UTC)Aw, don't be like that, sweet thing. Figaro's as good a name as any, but you can call me whatever you like.
[Well, Gepard isn't in a mood for very long, not after he takes a bit of that sandwich. Olm is a fair enough substitute for chicken and has a very similar taste and texture when fried, and when Gepard takes a bite? His whole face lights up. And, sure, Sampo knows that things are a little rough in ol' Belobog, but just how badly has Gepard been eating this whole time if a fried olm sandwich sends him to the moon? If this is all that it takes to impress him, than the good Captain's really going to be getting down on one knee after Sampo makes him dinner. He'll make a roast so good that Gepard is going to start picking out rings.]
I am, thanks for noticing, but you don't have to inhale it. It's not going to get up and run away!
[Gepard probably does have to eat quickly when he's on the front lines, in case something happens and he has to put down whatever he's doing, but he's not out there right now. He's in the safety of the city, and he can take five minutes to eat without shoving it all down his gullet like it'll be taken from him if he's too slow.]