[There's a lot of things he'd expected from this situation. Figaro leaning against the doorframe with a stupid grin on his face somehow wasn't one of them? Which is stupid. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense. There's no reason why Figaro would just leave, even if normal people would. Figaro's not normal. He drinks blood.
Gepard makes a face, grabs for a pillow like he's going to lob it at his head, and then doesn't because...all things considered, Figaro does seem like the sort of guy who'd take the pillow with him, forcing the captain to stagger after it or acknowledge it's gone.]
Sugar daddy? [???????????????????
...wait, he's got a slightly odorous shirt he just took off he can throw at Figaro. Gepard does that. Just fucking lobs it at his head.] Call me that again and I'll be rethinking not arresting you.
[And then the captain glances down at his pants, quick, and then glances up at Figaro. He's clearly changed his shirt. Old shirt went off (and was viciously thrown at Figaro's head), new pajama shirt on. There's clearly a next step, and Gepard's lack of shame (a body is just a body, why would anyone care to look at him?) only goes so far.
Gepard doesn't say the obvious, because why would he need to say the obvious? It's so obvious. He does raise his eyebrows, though, a little expectantly. Because clearly this is the point in which conmen should be going, yes? This is something understood, not something that needs to be said.]
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Gepard makes a face, grabs for a pillow like he's going to lob it at his head, and then doesn't because...all things considered, Figaro does seem like the sort of guy who'd take the pillow with him, forcing the captain to stagger after it or acknowledge it's gone.]
Sugar daddy? [???????????????????
...wait, he's got a slightly odorous shirt he just took off he can throw at Figaro. Gepard does that. Just fucking lobs it at his head.] Call me that again and I'll be rethinking not arresting you.
[And then the captain glances down at his pants, quick, and then glances up at Figaro. He's clearly changed his shirt. Old shirt went off (and was viciously thrown at Figaro's head), new pajama shirt on. There's clearly a next step, and Gepard's lack of shame (a body is just a body, why would anyone care to look at him?) only goes so far.
Gepard doesn't say the obvious, because why would he need to say the obvious? It's so obvious. He does raise his eyebrows, though, a little expectantly. Because clearly this is the point in which conmen should be going, yes? This is something understood, not something that needs to be said.]
Well?