[How scandalous, that the stalwart and morally upright captain of the guard might even think about being pinned to a strange man's bed to be ravished, especially a criminal's. Even more scandalous that he might not put up much resistance. Unthinkable, that he might like it.]
[But, of course, no one knows what goes on in the minds of stern captains except for those stern captains, right? So Gepard's secret is safe, so long as he doesn't tell anyone about it.]
Not at all! [Sampo stands, then offers his hand to Gepard like a gentleman would offer it to a lady that he'd asked to dance. Come on, Gepard, why don't you take his hand?]
You'd startled me! [You'd make a noise, too, if you expected to bite down into something delicious and found out that it actually tasted like an old gym sock.] Most people are asleep before I get around to biting them, though. So you're still a special boy!
[And hopefully this special boy is steady on his feet, because if he isn't? Than it's back into the conman-currently-known-as-Figaro's arms for you, to be bridal carried just like before. Let him carry you over the threshold of his bedroom like the prettiest bride in Belobog, Captain.]
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Date: 2024-04-17 03:54 am (UTC)[But, of course, no one knows what goes on in the minds of stern captains except for those stern captains, right? So Gepard's secret is safe, so long as he doesn't tell anyone about it.]
Not at all! [Sampo stands, then offers his hand to Gepard like a gentleman would offer it to a lady that he'd asked to dance. Come on, Gepard, why don't you take his hand?]
You'd startled me! [You'd make a noise, too, if you expected to bite down into something delicious and found out that it actually tasted like an old gym sock.] Most people are asleep before I get around to biting them, though. So you're still a special boy!
[And hopefully this special boy is steady on his feet, because if he isn't? Than it's back into the conman-currently-known-as-Figaro's arms for you, to be bridal carried just like before. Let him carry you over the threshold of his bedroom like the prettiest bride in Belobog, Captain.]