[See, look at that smile! Shy, almost demure, and almost certainly not what someone would expect out of a stalwart guardsman. But it makes his face look sweet, at least for those few moments that it's there. Like all good things, it doesn't last for very long.]
[Called out on his own couch lies.]
Okay, okay, you got me. It's not very comfortable.
[Still not the worst, but yeah, okay, it's not the best either. Man, the guy just couldn't give him a break, huh? Had to call him out.]
But you're my guest, I can't have you sleep on the couch! What kind of host would I be?
[In addition to not being a bad host, he also didn't miss that little touch to his forehead, like he'd had a sudden dizzy spell. Really proving his point about why he needs to sleep it off.] Do you need some help standing up? You were supposed to be out for a few hours, you know. You're the first person I've ever come across who doesn't go down! It's impressive, but it probably doesn't feel great on your end.
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Date: 2024-04-16 01:36 am (UTC)[Called out on his own couch lies.]
Okay, okay, you got me. It's not very comfortable.
[Still not the worst, but yeah, okay, it's not the best either. Man, the guy just couldn't give him a break, huh? Had to call him out.]
But you're my guest, I can't have you sleep on the couch! What kind of host would I be?
[In addition to not being a bad host, he also didn't miss that little touch to his forehead, like he'd had a sudden dizzy spell. Really proving his point about why he needs to sleep it off.] Do you need some help standing up? You were supposed to be out for a few hours, you know. You're the first person I've ever come across who doesn't go down! It's impressive, but it probably doesn't feel great on your end.