[Just two bros, chilling on a couch, zero feet apart because they're totally secure in their sexuality.]
[Gepard sprawls a little and Sampo doesn't move an inch; any encroachment on his space is met with zero reaction, like it's totally normal for their legs to touch, for his knee to idly brush against Gepard's when he bounces his heel a little. Normal bro behavior! Nothing to get worked up about at all.]
[Gepard gives him a terrible answer to an otherwise simple question, and if he thinks that brevity will conceal it, he's not fooling anybody.]
So you don't do either of them reliably. Got it. [You're transparent as glass to him right now, Gepard.]
Well, that's an idea! [See, you're the one who suggested it, Gepard, not him.] If I brought all your meals to you, would you eat them? I'd have to have special permission when you're at the front lines, or to get back to your office...
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Date: 2024-04-13 11:56 pm (UTC)[Gepard sprawls a little and Sampo doesn't move an inch; any encroachment on his space is met with zero reaction, like it's totally normal for their legs to touch, for his knee to idly brush against Gepard's when he bounces his heel a little. Normal bro behavior! Nothing to get worked up about at all.]
[Gepard gives him a terrible answer to an otherwise simple question, and if he thinks that brevity will conceal it, he's not fooling anybody.]
So you don't do either of them reliably. Got it. [You're transparent as glass to him right now, Gepard.]
Well, that's an idea! [See, you're the one who suggested it, Gepard, not him.] If I brought all your meals to you, would you eat them? I'd have to have special permission when you're at the front lines, or to get back to your office...