[To be fair, Sampo doesn't eat people-- he drinks blood, which can be taken without causing permanent bodily harm at all! If anyone asked him, which they clearly aren't, Sampo would think that counts for something. He can't help the fact that he has to eat blood, but he can help the way that he gets that blood, and he's gone for the non-lethal route every time.]
[When Gepard perks up, Sampo braces himself for the cost-- it'll probably be steep.]
[Gepard wants him to do community service. The confusion on his face shows clear as day before he can hide it.]
That's... that's it? Just some community service?
[Sampo has all sorts of talents that Gepard doesn't know about-- smuggling, theft, conning, sleight-of-hand, fighting, too, if the circumstances call for it. But maybe Gepard doesn't need to know about the illegal stuff?]
[Funny, though, that Gepard thinks that it's a right in Belobog to not starve. In his experience? No one really cares all that much, if you aren't the right kind of person. That's why he has to smuggle medical supplies down to Natasha-- if people cared, she wouldn't have to rely on a guy like him. But it's best not to mention that kind of thing to Gepard.]
If that's what you want, Figaro is at your service! I'm a man of many talents, but if a tour guide is what you need, than S-- Figaro will provide.
[Sampo lays an arm across the back of the couch, spreading out a little. He's used to taking up space.] If you want, I could maybe help you a little with your tastiness problem, too?
[Look at how helpful he is! Offering something up all on his own.]
no subject
[When Gepard perks up, Sampo braces himself for the cost-- it'll probably be steep.]
[Gepard wants him to do community service. The confusion on his face shows clear as day before he can hide it.]
That's... that's it? Just some community service?
[Sampo has all sorts of talents that Gepard doesn't know about-- smuggling, theft, conning, sleight-of-hand, fighting, too, if the circumstances call for it. But maybe Gepard doesn't need to know about the illegal stuff?]
[Funny, though, that Gepard thinks that it's a right in Belobog to not starve. In his experience? No one really cares all that much, if you aren't the right kind of person. That's why he has to smuggle medical supplies down to Natasha-- if people cared, she wouldn't have to rely on a guy like him. But it's best not to mention that kind of thing to Gepard.]
If that's what you want, Figaro is at your service! I'm a man of many talents, but if a tour guide is what you need, than S-- Figaro will provide.
[Sampo lays an arm across the back of the couch, spreading out a little. He's used to taking up space.] If you want, I could maybe help you a little with your tastiness problem, too?
[Look at how helpful he is! Offering something up all on his own.]