[Technically, Sampo doesn’t know if Dunn is any tastier than Gepard. Maybe all the Silvermane guardsmen taste like that, just because guardsmen lead such stressful lives. Or maybe Dunn would be a real snack and Gepard does have something to worry about. Maybe one sip from such a big, sturdy man would get Sampo hooked.]
[It’s a lot of maybes! But Dunn is a brick wall of heterosexuality anyway, so Sampo would be barking up the wrong tree regardless of how delicious Dunn might be.]
[Gepard threatens violence upon him, had he the audacity to go after his biggest guardsman. Sampo hums in amusement, acknowledging his threat.]
I bet you’d sure try! I’m a hard man to catch, Captain.
[So he says, until said Captain asks him a question that very much sounds like a date. This is like… maybe the third weirdest situation that he’s been asked out in. That friendly, slightly shit-eating grin returns, and Sampo props his elbow on the couch cushion and his chin in his hand, looking up at Gepard.]
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Date: 2024-04-12 08:48 pm (UTC)[It’s a lot of maybes! But Dunn is a brick wall of heterosexuality anyway, so Sampo would be barking up the wrong tree regardless of how delicious Dunn might be.]
[Gepard threatens violence upon him, had he the audacity to go after his biggest guardsman. Sampo hums in amusement, acknowledging his threat.]
I bet you’d sure try! I’m a hard man to catch, Captain.
[So he says, until said Captain asks him a question that very much sounds like a date. This is like… maybe the third weirdest situation that he’s been asked out in. That friendly, slightly shit-eating grin returns, and Sampo props his elbow on the couch cushion and his chin in his hand, looking up at Gepard.]
That eager to get eaten? How bold.[Wink.]