[Are there no bodies because Sampo hasn't left any, or are there no bodies just because you haven't found them, Gepard Landau?]
[Well. It's because Sampo actually does put in a lot of effort into not killing anyone, but technically Gepard doesn't know that. All he knows is that they haven't found any bodies.]
[The whole kiss of the vampire moment is broken when Sampo recoils from him, of course it is, but thankfully the anesthetic keeps Gepard from struggling too much. He's more clinging to Sampo than trying to fight him off, which is more annoying than restrictive with how sluggish his movements are. Almost like he's trying to catch him? Sampo has no choice but to keep supporting his weight and endure his grip, too.]
Yeah, I bit you, and you taste terrible.
[Okay, rude, but also Gepard really tastes awful. Like, Sampo's bit a lot of people, and there's a wide range of flavors that people juice comes in, but this? This is the worst, like, objectively speaking. Which feels very unfair, because Gepard smells like he should be a gourmet meal but tastes like something you'd fish out of a dumpster.]
What have you been eating? You're so... bitter. People aren't supposed to taste this bad, are you sick or something?
[Technically, Sampo couldn't really catch anything from a sick person, but that doesn't mean that he wants to get all that in his mouth, either. Ugh, it figures, the first person he finds when he's starving has like, weird space boonies herpes or something.]
I should leave you by the hospital so that the doctors can look at you, there's something wrong with you. [Sigh.] That's so far out of my way, and I can't even get a decent meal out of you...
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Date: 2024-04-10 03:32 am (UTC)[Well. It's because Sampo actually does put in a lot of effort into not killing anyone, but technically Gepard doesn't know that. All he knows is that they haven't found any bodies.]
[The whole kiss of the vampire moment is broken when Sampo recoils from him, of course it is, but thankfully the anesthetic keeps Gepard from struggling too much. He's more clinging to Sampo than trying to fight him off, which is more annoying than restrictive with how sluggish his movements are. Almost like he's trying to catch him? Sampo has no choice but to keep supporting his weight and endure his grip, too.]
Yeah, I bit you, and you taste terrible.
[Okay, rude, but also Gepard really tastes awful. Like, Sampo's bit a lot of people, and there's a wide range of flavors that people juice comes in, but this? This is the worst, like, objectively speaking. Which feels very unfair, because Gepard smells like he should be a gourmet meal but tastes like something you'd fish out of a dumpster.]
What have you been eating? You're so... bitter. People aren't supposed to taste this bad, are you sick or something?
[Technically, Sampo couldn't really catch anything from a sick person, but that doesn't mean that he wants to get all that in his mouth, either. Ugh, it figures, the first person he finds when he's starving has like, weird space boonies herpes or something.]
I should leave you by the hospital so that the doctors can look at you, there's something wrong with you. [Sigh.] That's so far out of my way, and I can't even get a decent meal out of you...