[For now. If he has his way, Gepard will be buying him more things another day, when they're on real dates. But that's something for Future Sampo to enjoy, Present Sampo has to rizz his way into getting a Cute Blond to take a chance with him.]
[It didn't take very long for them to get a coconut cold brew together-- just pouring it, really-- and a few minutes longer for them to finish up with Sampo's abomination of a drink.]
[It can barely be classified as a drink-- it's a potion of making your heart explode. A potion of fighting God at 2 AM in a Denny's parking lot. The baristas have to get all three of the espresso machines that they have back there going to produce the sheer quantity of coffee shots that go into this lone cup, along with an altogether frightening number of pumps from a bottle of white mocha sauce, shaken with ice but served in a cup that does not have any ice in it. It's a slightly creamy looking and yet somehow also slightly menacing beverage that lurks on the counter that it's placed on.]
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Date: 2024-11-14 03:01 am (UTC)[For now. If he has his way, Gepard will be buying him more things another day, when they're on real dates. But that's something for Future Sampo to enjoy, Present Sampo has to rizz his way into getting a Cute Blond to take a chance with him.]
[It didn't take very long for them to get a coconut cold brew together-- just pouring it, really-- and a few minutes longer for them to finish up with Sampo's abomination of a drink.]
[It can barely be classified as a drink-- it's a potion of making your heart explode. A potion of fighting God at 2 AM in a Denny's parking lot. The baristas have to get all three of the espresso machines that they have back there going to produce the sheer quantity of coffee shots that go into this lone cup, along with an altogether frightening number of pumps from a bottle of white mocha sauce, shaken with ice but served in a cup that does not have any ice in it. It's a slightly creamy looking and yet somehow also slightly menacing beverage that lurks on the counter that it's placed on.]
[Don't mix up the drinks, Gepard.]