[A mussel shell comes at his face, and Sampo puts up a hand so that he doesn't get beaned right in the eye with it. Those things are sharp, Gepard, you might ruin his stupid handsome face if you do that!]
Hey, careful! My face is too pretty to get cut up!
[His good looks are a critical part of his brand, Gepard! Sometimes a guy has to flirt his way out of disaster, and it's way easier to do that when you've got a nice face. Pretty people really do have it easier in life, it's a sad truth.]
[But now that he's out of shell-based danger, he can latch on to entirely the wrong part of Gepard's sentence.]
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Hey, careful! My face is too pretty to get cut up!
[His good looks are a critical part of his brand, Gepard! Sometimes a guy has to flirt his way out of disaster, and it's way easier to do that when you've got a nice face. Pretty people really do have it easier in life, it's a sad truth.]
[But now that he's out of shell-based danger, he can latch on to entirely the wrong part of Gepard's sentence.]
Aww, you would help me? I knew you liked me!