See, was that so hard to say?

[He knew you missed him, Gepard! For all his complaining about how Sampo made his life difficult, he knew that Gepard's life would be so much more boring without a blue-haired conman running around in it, being morally questionable.]

[Sampo has done a lot of things for a lot of different reasons, some good and some bad. Sometimes he's setting the stage for the salvation of a planet from a slow, lingering death, sometimes he's the partner-in-crime to a particular scheming woman with a terrible sense of humor. A man contains multitudes.]

[But today, he's a storyteller for Gepard Landau.]

I don't think it's ridiculous at all! I get lunch, and you get to hear about everything that's going on in the galaxy. There are people who would pay good money for the kind of first-hand accounts that I can provide! You should really count yourself lucky that I'm giving you such a deal.

[So sue him for showing a little favoritism! Gepard is his most favorite boy in Belobog, so he gets better deals than most.]

And I forgot to eat breakfast, so I'm pretty hungry.